Does money make you happy?
No, it makes me laugh
Who has the most money in the world?
“God”
Can you swim in money?
My father jokes that some people swim in money but he’s drowning in debt.
Where does money come from?
*Juliari runs away* Money grows on trees that’s why it’s made of paper and that’s why banks have branches
What would you do with a million dollars in cash?
Sassy: Give half to charity and half to people who need it more than me.
What else?
Smoke it
